This should serve as a declaration or mission statement, I suppose. Well, the purpose is simply this: I’m here to sell myself. My freelance writing skills, my voice, my brand, every space on this page, my morality, my loyalty, everything. It’s all for sale.
We all tend to sell ourselves anyway, right? We sell our time and our energy working for someone else… making money for someone else. So why can’t I sell my time and energy working for myself… making money for myself?
So there it is potential audience. I’m for sale.
I’ll be adding content to the blog as I wish, and I’m not sure yet what that will always constitute exactly, but that one founding principle will always stand. Everything here is for sale.
If you’ll pay me to sell your goggles made for dogs or your iFart app, I will certainly do it.
Lawn aerator shoes? Yeah, sure. I’ll sell that. Pay me.
Oh, it’s coffee, but you rub it on your skin? That’s a creative way to sell coffee… sure, I’ll sell it.
Brain pills? Why, yes, Dr. Tobias. Of course I’ll sell your “brain pills”. Let me know when the organic garlic-based vampire repellent is available. I’ll sell that, too.
I don’t know what this blog is yet or what it could be become, but the one guiding principle is this: Everything here is for sale.
Spy pens?! Hell yes. Let’s all spy on each other!
Or we could just pretend to overtly spy on each other!
Alright, who else is buying?